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Past the blasted barrens, beyond the goblin heath
Where all light is from fire, and even time has teeth,
Beyond the sight of sanity--where all things may occur,
Where smoke takes shapes which waken memories that never were,
Sitting on a medium-sized bluish rock
is a fax machine.
It works pretty well, considering that it's plugged into a
basilisk,
but it's very rare for a moment to go by
without it being chewed by a hydra,
stepped on by a brachiosaur,
cursed by the Warlock of the Everpain Tower,
hacked by the Cyberfreaks,
molecularly displaced by freakish atom storms,
worshiped by 13th-century Flemish knights,
dusted for fingerprints,
mind-melded,
shot at,
nibbled on,
or sliced into sushi and thrown, at random, through the
gateways of a billion pinstriped alternate worlds.
Which means that sometimes, just sometimes, the message comes
out a little funny.
So. That's where I get my ideas.
Where do you get yours?

Which Tribe do you belong to?

Something Else

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At 9:44pm on June 29, 2008, Daniel The Jester said…: Wish I could have stayed longer, always a great time entertaining people at your events Jeff!

At 6:03pm on June 29, 2008, Criala said…: Twas a great thing, this weekend.

Thank you.

I'm still impressed you remember my name and address me as such when you see me.

At 5:40pm on June 27, 2008, Ker said…: Ok, Mister, the one and only IrishFire Goddess hath arrived. :)

At 7:57pm on June 14, 2008, Marissa said…: (sung to the tune of 'The Farmer in the Dell')
I hate the ACTs, I hate the ACTs,
I should have slept and studied but instead I was being submissive,
Now I'm whipped by the ACTs.
*bows* Amen.

At 1:23am on May 31, 2008, Mongo said…: oooooooo...so this is what you have been up to in the past years.

At 7:31am on May 21, 2008, Darknbitter said…: Waives,
Hi, I made it after all

At 3:17pm on May 20, 2008, Larissa said…: Will there be a face painter at TNE? I'm not looking to vend; I just want to dash around having fun at this one, but I've offered another event-goer a freebie face painting at TNE if there's no painter scheduled to be vending on whose toes I'd be stepping. She needs makeup for her faerie getup.

At 2:44pm on May 16, 2008, Uncle Marc said…: At 3:10am on May 14th, 2008, Jeff Mach said…
and I love you.

Will you have my baby? Really, I don't know what to do with it and The Joy of Cooking doesn't mention anything. I'm thinking its more a French thing, and you know how I feel about them.