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Tomie

The Thesai: Tomie's Evil Little Instruction Guide, Page I

1. When friends offer to help, let them. You always need cannon fodder and personal shields.

2. Don't confuse comfort with happiness.

3. Don't confuse wealth with success.

4. Don't confuse leather with Kevlar.

5. Be the last to forgive. but the first to forget. What was I saying?

6. Never give a bomb that's not beautifully wrapped.

7. Make the rules for your followers clear, fair, and consistent. Then change them. Hourly.

8. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. It makes tricking them into play hopscotch in a minefield all the more easy.

9. When you need professional help, get it from your friends, not professionals. What do they know?

10. Become a person who brightens a room just by entering it. Don't forget: when gasoline burns, it smells pretty foul, so bring an air freshener.

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